inam hast

by Admin Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:16 pm

Torke mire dar yek mosabegheye chand soali sherkat mikone...mojrie barname azash miporse: " oon kodoom payambar bood ke kashti sakhte?...Torke yekam fekr mikone ama aghlesh be jai ghad nemide...mige: "baba ilada yekam rahnami konid"....Mojri mige: "hamooni ke ye kashti dasht va heyvanate ziadi ra ham rikhte bood toosh...cartoonesham too barname koodak neshoon dad"...Torke yekam fekr mikone va ba koli zogho shogh mige: "ahaaan hazrate yoogi va doostan"

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Az torke miporsan agha koja be donya omadi?
Torke mige: "USA"
Miporsan USA kojast?
Torke mige j(U)onjezarhaye Sarsabze Ardebil
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Torke mikhast az Tabriz bere Tehran...mire terminal ke bilite otoboos bekhare...
Bilitforoosh: "agar jeloye otobus beshini 1000 toman...vasate otobud 700 toman...tahe otobus 500 toman"
Torke dast mikone jibesh mibine 300 toman bishtar nadare...mige: "agha bilite 300 tomani nadari?"
Bilitforoosh ham ke mikhad aziatesh konemige chera 300 toman bede donbale otobus bodo...
kholase torke ye bilte 300 tomani mikhare va donbale otobus midoe...
bade chand saat otobus az Karaj rad mishe...ye dafe ranande otobus mibine torke dare hamash dast tekoon mide...khoalse mige bichare az tabriz ta inja dode bezar savaresh konam...torke nafas zanan va shaki miad jelo va dad miporse: "inja Karaj bood?"...ranande mige: "are chetor mage"...torke mige: "pas martike khar chera man harchi alamat midam negar nemidari? man mikhastam Karaj piade besham"...

by Admin Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:13 pm

Torke mikh mire too pash...nemitoone daresh biare...kajesh mikone
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Torke dashte Radio goosgh midade...Gozareshgare mige: "khiabane Baharestan be emam Hossein terafike...Khiabane Enghelab be emam Hossein terafike"...Torke mige: " khob terafike ke terafike...chera hey be emam hossein ghasam mikhori?..
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Torke pesaresho mizare daneshkade afsari...azash miporsan agha pesaret ker darsesh khoob bood...mizashti doctori mohandsesi chizi beshe...Torke mige: "rastesh mikham vaghti darsesh tamoom shod baham ye kalantari bezanim"...
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torke mire mahe asal...ama yadesh mire zanesho bebare

by Admin Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:33 pm

* Be torke migan 2 2ta tchanta mische... mige baba bikhial, kalameh begu djomle besazim

* be rashtiye migan: "oon chiye ke deraze, kolofte, tahrikesh koni azash ab miyad? rashtiy emige: "auuuu, khob maloome, damaghe dige!"

* rashti-e zanesh mimire, mire balasare ghabresh mige: khoda biamorzatet, avalin shabe ke midoonam koja khabidi.

* torkeh 1 zanboor mishine roo dastesh , mige astaghforelah
1 magas mishineh roo dastesh , mige jal al khalegh
migan chera be zanboore gofti astaghforelah , be magase migi jal al khalegh
torke , ma nafahmidim belakhareh , gol hastim ya goh hastim!!!

* torke mire khassegari. dokhtare miad chayi bede dola ke mishe ye seddayi azash dar mire. bichare kheili kejalat mikeshe mire ye otagh dige. mamane doomad mige pessaram boro in narahatiro az delesh dar biar, dokhtare bichare gonah dare.

* pessare harf be goosh migire o mire un yeki otagh daro mibande o yeho mipare jelo dokhtare dad mizane: chetori guzzu?

* Daryush bad as Modataha dar Tabriz yeh konzert mideh wa miporseh, khob baratun chi beh khunam?
Yeh Agha az un tah dad mizaneh wa migeh baramun ebi ro bekhun..

* be ye LOREH migan esme 3 ta lore marooof ro begoo mige
1-hitLOR
2-soofia LOREH
3- LOREH hardi !!!

* suske mast mikone,mire joloye dampayi,mige: "bezan dige lamasab,de bezan"..

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