Re: joke rashtie

by Admin Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:26 pm

az rashtiye miporsan

"ruham rafte chanta bache darin?

mige

"ma ruham narafte 2ta bache darim"

joke rashtie Icon_grins

by Admin Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:39 am

rashtiye kharje zayemane zanesh ziyad mishe, mire too mahal jar mizane: "namarda biayn dongetoon bedin"

by Admin Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:38 am

رشتي
ه ميگه - به 4 دليل عاشق زنم شدم . . . 1- با چهار تا مرد ديدمش گفت
دوستامن .. فهميدم صداقت داره 2- دفعه بعد باچنتا مرد ديگه ديدمش , سرشو
انداخت پايين . . فهميدم که نجابت داره . . . 3- رفتم در خونش ديدم صف
کشيدن . . گفت برو ته صف . . . فهميدم که عدالت داره . . .4- رفتم در خونه
مادرش ديدم يک صف هم اونجاست . . .فهميدم اصالت داره

by Admin Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:16 am

به رشتيه ميگن كدوم پسرت و دوست داري ميگه همون كه باباش مهندسه

by Admin Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:16 am

رشتیه به دوستش میگه : تو خجالت نمیکشی ؟ عکس زنت روی سینه عباس اقا خالکوبی شده ؟ دوستش میگه تو خودت دیدی ؟ میگه : نه خانومم دیده

by Admin Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:51 am

رشتيه
ميره تو اتاق خواب، ميبينه يك مردی زیر تخته به زنش میگه: خانم جان،اين
زير تخت چي كار ميكنه؟! زنش ‌ميگه: ‌زير تخت رو نمي‌دونم اما رو تخت كه
غوغا ميكنه

by Admin Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:36 am

ye marde rashti mire khoonashoon, mibine ye mardi zire takhtekhabe zaneshe. be zanesh mige:

"zan, in mard inja chemikone ke?"

zanesh mige: "waalah zire takht nemidoonam, wali rooye takht ghogha mikone"

by Admin Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:35 am

bacheha, nemidoonam dastane khofash ro shenidin ya na. khofash, kasi bude ke chand sale pish too tehran zanaro midozdido beshoon tajawoz mikard. Mardom esmesho kofash gozashtan, chon shaba inkaro mikard.

jok:

dota zane rashti baham harf mizadan, yeki be oon yeki mige:

zane awali: "shenidi ke khofash to tehran che kard?"

zane dowomi: "are manam shenidam. badbakhtiye mast dige. hamishe hamintore, hameye emkanat male shahraye bozorge"

by Admin Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:13 am

rashtie ers mibare mikhad sarmaye gozari kone.mire je alame short mikhare mire tehran mifrushe millonär mishe.barmigarde ba eftekharo poz be dustash mige :auuuuuu dadash nanid cha ghoa bokudam ba shurt tu tehran.dustash migan: auuuuu dadash nani ti zan che ghogha bukud aya bedune short

by Admin Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:08 am

Az rashtiye miporsan, midooni aids chiye? Rashtiye mige vala
daghighan na, vali midoonam age man begiram, zanamam migire,
age zanamam begire, tamame rasht migiran.

by Admin Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:19 am

be rashtie migan talkhtarin lahzeye zendegit chie?mige:raftam khone didam ali agha dare shorte zanamo darmiare didam shorte zanam paras enghadar khejalat keshidam

by Admin Sat May 03, 2008 12:19 pm

Be rashtie mgan agha zaneto talagh bede, vazesh kharabe...mige: "boro baba talaghesh bedam khodam beram too saf?"
Very Happy

by Admin Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:51 pm

ye rooz ye rashtiye bachasho hey mindaze bala, mige: "begu baba, begu baba!"
Bachehe mige: "Hossein Agha, Hossein Agha!"

ye rashtiye mire sefareshe komod bede. Najare azash miporse: "andazash che ghadr bashe?"
mige: "nemidunam faghat Ali Agha tush ja nashe!"

ye ruz be ye rashtiye migan: "agha shoma az zanetun mitarsi?"
rashtiye mige: "buuoh...kiiiii?....mon....eynehu sag!"
bad migan: "bale khob harfe akharo too khoone ki mizane?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume mon."
behesh migan: "eeee che ajab khob chi migi?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume go khordam!"

by Admin Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:45 pm

ye ruz be ye rashtiye migan: "agha shoma az zanetun mitarsi?"
rashtiye mige: "buuoh...kiiiii?....mon....eynehu sag!"
bad migan: "bale khob harfe akharo too khoone ki mizane?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume mon."
behesh migan: "eeee che ajab khob chi migi?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume go khordam!

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