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Re: joke rashtie
az rashtiye miporsan
"ruham rafte chanta bache darin?
mige
"ma ruham narafte 2ta bache darim"
"ruham rafte chanta bache darin?
mige
"ma ruham narafte 2ta bache darim"
Re: joke rashtie
rashtiye kharje zayemane zanesh ziyad mishe, mire too mahal jar mizane: "namarda biayn dongetoon bedin"
Re: joke rashtie
رشتي
ه ميگه - به 4 دليل عاشق زنم شدم . . . 1- با چهار تا مرد ديدمش گفت
دوستامن .. فهميدم صداقت داره 2- دفعه بعد باچنتا مرد ديگه ديدمش , سرشو
انداخت پايين . . فهميدم که نجابت داره . . . 3- رفتم در خونش ديدم صف
کشيدن . . گفت برو ته صف . . . فهميدم که عدالت داره . . .4- رفتم در خونه
مادرش ديدم يک صف هم اونجاست . . .فهميدم اصالت داره
ه ميگه - به 4 دليل عاشق زنم شدم . . . 1- با چهار تا مرد ديدمش گفت
دوستامن .. فهميدم صداقت داره 2- دفعه بعد باچنتا مرد ديگه ديدمش , سرشو
انداخت پايين . . فهميدم که نجابت داره . . . 3- رفتم در خونش ديدم صف
کشيدن . . گفت برو ته صف . . . فهميدم که عدالت داره . . .4- رفتم در خونه
مادرش ديدم يک صف هم اونجاست . . .فهميدم اصالت داره
Re: joke rashtie
رشتیه به دوستش میگه : تو خجالت نمیکشی ؟ عکس زنت روی سینه عباس اقا خالکوبی شده ؟ دوستش میگه تو خودت دیدی ؟ میگه : نه خانومم دیده
Re: joke rashtie
رشتيه
ميره تو اتاق خواب، ميبينه يك مردی زیر تخته به زنش میگه: خانم جان،اين
زير تخت چي كار ميكنه؟! زنش ميگه: زير تخت رو نميدونم اما رو تخت كه
غوغا ميكنه
ميره تو اتاق خواب، ميبينه يك مردی زیر تخته به زنش میگه: خانم جان،اين
زير تخت چي كار ميكنه؟! زنش ميگه: زير تخت رو نميدونم اما رو تخت كه
غوغا ميكنه
Re: joke rashtie
ye marde rashti mire khoonashoon, mibine ye mardi zire takhtekhabe zaneshe. be zanesh mige:
"zan, in mard inja chemikone ke?"
zanesh mige: "waalah zire takht nemidoonam, wali rooye takht ghogha mikone"
"zan, in mard inja chemikone ke?"
zanesh mige: "waalah zire takht nemidoonam, wali rooye takht ghogha mikone"
Re: joke rashtie
bacheha, nemidoonam dastane khofash ro shenidin ya na. khofash, kasi bude ke chand sale pish too tehran zanaro midozdido beshoon tajawoz mikard. Mardom esmesho kofash gozashtan, chon shaba inkaro mikard.
jok:
dota zane rashti baham harf mizadan, yeki be oon yeki mige:
zane awali: "shenidi ke khofash to tehran che kard?"
zane dowomi: "are manam shenidam. badbakhtiye mast dige. hamishe hamintore, hameye emkanat male shahraye bozorge"
jok:
dota zane rashti baham harf mizadan, yeki be oon yeki mige:
zane awali: "shenidi ke khofash to tehran che kard?"
zane dowomi: "are manam shenidam. badbakhtiye mast dige. hamishe hamintore, hameye emkanat male shahraye bozorge"
Re: joke rashtie
rashtie ers mibare mikhad sarmaye gozari kone.mire je alame short mikhare mire tehran mifrushe millonär mishe.barmigarde ba eftekharo poz be dustash mige :auuuuuu dadash nanid cha ghoa bokudam ba shurt tu tehran.dustash migan: auuuuu dadash nani ti zan che ghogha bukud aya bedune short
Re: joke rashtie
Az rashtiye miporsan, midooni aids chiye? Rashtiye mige vala
daghighan na, vali midoonam age man begiram, zanamam migire,
age zanamam begire, tamame rasht migiran.
daghighan na, vali midoonam age man begiram, zanamam migire,
age zanamam begire, tamame rasht migiran.
Re: joke rashtie
be rashtie migan talkhtarin lahzeye zendegit chie?mige:raftam khone didam ali agha dare shorte zanamo darmiare didam shorte zanam paras enghadar khejalat keshidam
Re: joke rashtie
Be rashtie mgan agha zaneto talagh bede, vazesh kharabe...mige: "boro baba talaghesh bedam khodam beram too saf?"
Re: joke rashtie
ye rooz ye rashtiye bachasho hey mindaze bala, mige: "begu baba, begu baba!"
Bachehe mige: "Hossein Agha, Hossein Agha!"
ye rashtiye mire sefareshe komod bede. Najare azash miporse: "andazash che ghadr bashe?"
mige: "nemidunam faghat Ali Agha tush ja nashe!"
ye ruz be ye rashtiye migan: "agha shoma az zanetun mitarsi?"
rashtiye mige: "buuoh...kiiiii?....mon....eynehu sag!"
bad migan: "bale khob harfe akharo too khoone ki mizane?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume mon."
behesh migan: "eeee che ajab khob chi migi?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume go khordam!"
Bachehe mige: "Hossein Agha, Hossein Agha!"
ye rashtiye mire sefareshe komod bede. Najare azash miporse: "andazash che ghadr bashe?"
mige: "nemidunam faghat Ali Agha tush ja nashe!"
ye ruz be ye rashtiye migan: "agha shoma az zanetun mitarsi?"
rashtiye mige: "buuoh...kiiiii?....mon....eynehu sag!"
bad migan: "bale khob harfe akharo too khoone ki mizane?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume mon."
behesh migan: "eeee che ajab khob chi migi?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume go khordam!"
joke rashtie
ye ruz be ye rashtiye migan: "agha shoma az zanetun mitarsi?"
rashtiye mige: "buuoh...kiiiii?....mon....eynehu sag!"
bad migan: "bale khob harfe akharo too khoone ki mizane?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume mon."
behesh migan: "eeee che ajab khob chi migi?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume go khordam!
rashtiye mige: "buuoh...kiiiii?....mon....eynehu sag!"
bad migan: "bale khob harfe akharo too khoone ki mizane?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume mon."
behesh migan: "eeee che ajab khob chi migi?"
rashtiye mige: "khob malume go khordam!
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