Search
Who is online?
In total there are 2 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 2 Guests None
Most users ever online was 98 on Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:32 pm
Latest topics
joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
mehre-jordan,mehr e jordan,mehr-e-jordan,mehrejordan,mehre jordan,Mehr-e-Jordan (Mehr-e-Maryam) :: Joke
Page 1 of 1
Re: joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
be torke migan ba nemoodar ye jomle besaaz.
Mige: A'maan az koone moo dar
Mige: A'maan az koone moo dar
Re: joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
رفيق تركه خيلي خانوم باز بوده، تركه ازش ميپرسه: آخه تو چي كار ميكني كه هي چپ و راست خانوم بلند ميكني؟ به ما هم ياد بده. رفيقش ميگه: بابا كاري نداره كه، بيا بريم تا بهت ياد بدم. سوار ماشين ميشن ميرن جلو پاي يه زنه آخر تيكه ترمز ميكنن، رفيقش به زنه ميگه: معين جديد رو شنيدي؟ زنه ميگه: نه. ميگه: بيا من برات بگذارم. خلاصه زنه رو سوار ميكنه و ميبره خونه و ........ تركه هم چند روز بعد با ماشين ميره جلوي يه خانومه نگه
!!! ميداره، ميگه: معين جديدي رو شنيدي؟! زنه ميگه: نه. تركه ميگه: نشنوي ها! مـيكُـننت
!!! ميداره، ميگه: معين جديدي رو شنيدي؟! زنه ميگه: نه. تركه ميگه: نشنوي ها! مـيكُـننت
Re: joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
تركه تو حموم پاش سر ميخوره، ميافته كف وان، صابون ميره تو كونش! خلاصه هرچي زور ميزنه جناب صابون در نمياد كه نمياد. آخر با هر بدبختي بوده لباس ميپوشه ميره بقالي سر كوچه يك آب نبات ميخره ميگيره در كونش، ميگه: اونو بده، قاقا بدم!!!
Re: joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
ye rooz ye kishmish ye pestaro mibine, azash miporse: binam, to chera
dahanet enghadar goshade? Pestehe behesh mige: bebin, agar to
enghadar fozooli nemikardi, choob tu koonet nemikardan..
dahanet enghadar goshade? Pestehe behesh mige: bebin, agar to
enghadar fozooli nemikardi, choob tu koonet nemikardan..
Re: joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
Ye rooz ye zano shohar neshaste boodan tooye mashin dashtan
too Autobahn miraftan bad ye dafe davashoon mishe. Shohare ye
chak mizane tooye gooshe zanesh, bad zane ham ye gheychi az
kifesh dar miyare biroon dodoole shoharesho mibore az panjere
part mikone biroon.
Poshte mashine in zano shohare 2 ta teryaki tooye mashineshoon
neshaste boodan dashtan takhte ghaaz miyomadan.
In dodoole to hava micharkhe micharkhe
bad mohkam mikhore be shisheye mashine teryakiya va mire dige...
Bad az nim sa'at teryakiye az refigesh miporse:
Ashhhhhhhhhghari, binam magashhhh bood?
Refighesh mige: Joooone ashhhhhhhhghari age magashhhhhhhhh bood,
ajab k..ri dasht !!!
too Autobahn miraftan bad ye dafe davashoon mishe. Shohare ye
chak mizane tooye gooshe zanesh, bad zane ham ye gheychi az
kifesh dar miyare biroon dodoole shoharesho mibore az panjere
part mikone biroon.
Poshte mashine in zano shohare 2 ta teryaki tooye mashineshoon
neshaste boodan dashtan takhte ghaaz miyomadan.
In dodoole to hava micharkhe micharkhe
bad mohkam mikhore be shisheye mashine teryakiya va mire dige...
Bad az nim sa'at teryakiye az refigesh miporse:
Ashhhhhhhhhghari, binam magashhhh bood?
Refighesh mige: Joooone ashhhhhhhhghari age magashhhhhhhhh bood,
ajab k..ri dasht !!!
joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
Ye rooz ye tehrooniye az ye ghoochaniye miporse binam, jooje be
ghoochani chi mishe: Mige chokok, tehrooniye mige saresho bemok..
Bad ghoochaniye bar migarde be tehrooniye mige, khob binam be
tehrooni chi migan: Tehrooniye mige aaaaaaa goftam ke, mishe joje.
Ghoochaniye mige: Saresho bemok. Tehrooniye mige, boro baba in ke
nemiyad. Ghoochaniye mige, bemok ta biyad dige....
ghoochani chi mishe: Mige chokok, tehrooniye mige saresho bemok..
Bad ghoochaniye bar migarde be tehrooniye mige, khob binam be
tehrooni chi migan: Tehrooniye mige aaaaaaa goftam ke, mishe joje.
Ghoochaniye mige: Saresho bemok. Tehrooniye mige, boro baba in ke
nemiyad. Ghoochaniye mige, bemok ta biyad dige....
mehre-jordan,mehr e jordan,mehr-e-jordan,mehrejordan,mehre jordan,Mehr-e-Jordan (Mehr-e-Maryam) :: Joke
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
» huhhhhhhhuuuuu?
» zum portal...
» bah bah 15ta
» hallo Ellie
» Hallo Daivid
» joke esfahanie
» joke rashtie
» joke torkie
» youtube
» gahtie-pathie
» Norooz-petition
» sharhzad-khanum
» look
» torke jomle missaze!
» parvize sayad
» I R A N I A N
» Aghaye Dr Jalal Bagherli
» I will help you....
» iranian-sport-press (engl.)
» zan-e-rooz
» Ettelaat-e-haftegie
» jawanan-e-emrooz
» le revuer de Teheran
» Mah-name-ye-Adabestan
» Ettela-ate-warzeshie (PDF-Format)
» ruznamehay e mashhure iranie
» fissaghuress koja bud!?
» agha kianoush
» jassade ye padeshahe 3000 sale kashf shod
» azar-gosch-nasp
» go***khordan haye ziadie!
» Su-e-tafahom ma bey-ne ye iranie wa ye afghan!
» party
» joke kheylie bie tarbiatie! tagssiere.....
» jok baraye blondies!
» joke farssa!
» aghayan wa khanumhaye mohhtaram...
» Rumi's Poerty -in english
» shamsse tabriezie by nicholson 1898
» massnavie-e mollana-ye iranie
» email-adress!
» olympia-chin!
» nazi wa fariba ardebilipoor denver-colorado
» babak jaaaaa!
» @all
» Aghaye Hadi Tehrani
» halloooo mitra
» african tiger fish
» hmmmmm
» Completed at 1980
» Completed at 1960
» Completed at 1961
» Completed at 1962
» Completed at 1963
» Completed at 1964
» Completed at 1965
» Completed at 1966
» Completed at 1967
» Completed at 1968
» Completed at 1969
» hmmmmm,
» nabze warsesche iran dar dastet bashad!
» ghermezete
» step by step- picture uploading (opera-browser)
» hmmmmmmmmmmm
» last step- picture uploading
» iran
» Schah-Name
» Fale Hafez
» ok, that's me
» Honey and Cinnamon
» if you need help your self
» Completed at 1970
» Completed at 1971
» Completed at 1972
» Completed at 1973
» Completed at 1974
» Completed at 1975
» Completed at 1976
» Completed at 1977
» Completed at 1978
» nadrin khanum
» welcom elahe khanum
» Maloos F. Abdollahi
» Schahrzad Sakupanah
» CHESS; Iranian or Indian Invention? ( II )
» joke arabha
» in aghaye khosh tip.....
» hi illusive
» hi talmud .......
» Completed at 1979