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Re: joke torkie
Torke mire savare Asansor beshe mibine bala neveshte Hajm 10 nafar, mige Khak bar saram hala 9 nafar digaro az koja biaram.!
Re: joke torkie
معلم
از شاگردش مي پرسه: 5 + 5 چند ميشه؟ شاگردش يه كم فكر ميكنه ميگه 11 معلم
ميگه: احمق دستتو از جيب شلوارت در بيار ، حالا دوباره با انگشت بشمار
از شاگردش مي پرسه: 5 + 5 چند ميشه؟ شاگردش يه كم فكر ميكنه ميگه 11 معلم
ميگه: احمق دستتو از جيب شلوارت در بيار ، حالا دوباره با انگشت بشمار
Re: joke torkie
يه كشمشه به نخود ميگه
واااااااااااااااااااااي فداي اون چاك سينت بشم من
نخوده ميگه : بدبخت همين حرفا رو زدي كه چوب تو كونت كردن
واااااااااااااااااااااي فداي اون چاك سينت بشم من
نخوده ميگه : بدبخت همين حرفا رو زدي كه چوب تو كونت كردن
....
ترکه
ميره دندونپزشکي دکتره ازش مي پرسه : شما شبا قبل خواب چيکار مي کني ؟
ترکه ميگه : جيش ، بوس ، لاس، ليس ، ناز ، گاز ، روش ، توش ، دوش ، لالا
!!! دکتره ميگه : اون وسطا حتما يه جا مسواک هم بزن
ميره دندونپزشکي دکتره ازش مي پرسه : شما شبا قبل خواب چيکار مي کني ؟
ترکه ميگه : جيش ، بوس ، لاس، ليس ، ناز ، گاز ، روش ، توش ، دوش ، لالا
!!! دکتره ميگه : اون وسطا حتما يه جا مسواک هم بزن
Re: joke torkie
torke be dustesh mige:
"asghar, ghorbune dastet, boro aghabe mashin bebin cheraghe rahnama
mashin kar mi kone ya na". asghar mire aghabe mashin mige: "kaar mi
kone, kaar nemi kone, kaar mi kone, kaar nemi kone......!
"asghar, ghorbune dastet, boro aghabe mashin bebin cheraghe rahnama
mashin kar mi kone ya na". asghar mire aghabe mashin mige: "kaar mi
kone, kaar nemi kone, kaar mi kone, kaar nemi kone......!
Re: joke torkie
torke mireh khastegari.mibine dokhtare sibil dareh,torke behesh mige:to
chera sibil dari?dokhtareh narahat mishe gerye mikone.torke mikhasteh
deldarish bede,mige: azizam, mard ke gerye nemikone...
Re: joke torkie
torke dar eteraz be in ke hamash migan 'torka kharan' havar mikone: 'farsa khodeshun torke kharan'
Re: joke torkie
torke zang mizane pizza-fooosgi, mige khaste nabashid ye pizza mikhastam.
forooshande miporse: "be naaame ...?
torke mige: " akh akh bebakhshid, be naame khoda ye pizza mikhastam"
forooshande miporse: "be naaame ...?
torke mige: " akh akh bebakhshid, be naame khoda ye pizza mikhastam"
Re: joke torkie
Torke be madaresh
mige: maman boro base man yek zane chag wa zesht peyda kon. madaresh
miga chera pesaram? torke mige hichi faghat mikham hale rafigamo
begiram.
mige: maman boro base man yek zane chag wa zesht peyda kon. madaresh
miga chera pesaram? torke mige hichi faghat mikham hale rafigamo
begiram.
Re: joke torkie
torke mire bongah migan ye khune darim
kenare rah ahane seda ziade vali ba'd az 1 hafte adat mikoni . mige:
eshkal nadare in 1 hafte ro miram khuneye dadasham
kenare rah ahane seda ziade vali ba'd az 1 hafte adat mikoni . mige:
eshkal nadare in 1 hafte ro miram khuneye dadasham
Re: joke torkie
torke mire khastegari , pedaro madare
aroos migan : dokhtare ma dare dars mikhune , torke mige: bashe ma
mirim 1 saat dige miam !
aroos migan : dokhtare ma dare dars mikhune , torke mige: bashe ma
mirim 1 saat dige miam !
Re: joke torkie
torke sare sofreye naahaar neshaste bood, yedafe daad mizane: "barbariiii barbariii, barbariii"
refighesh mige chete baba daad mizani?
torke mige: "barbari bede, barbari bede, aab too galoom gir karde"
refighesh mige chete baba daad mizani?
torke mige: "barbari bede, barbari bede, aab too galoom gir karde"
Re: joke torkie
as torke miporsan, shabahate zane irani ba pias chie?
mige hichi, fagat jofteshon ashke adamo darmiaran ta lokht shan
mige hichi, fagat jofteshon ashke adamo darmiaran ta lokht shan
Re: joke torkie
Az torke miporsan chera mahalatoon Asfalt nashode?
Mige:besmelahe rahmane rahim, ba salam khedmate shoma wa binandegane
aziz wa persenele shahrdari wa maghame moazame rahbari wa khanewadeye
mohtarame shohada wa janbazan wa malulin wa isargarane azize mihane
eslami, man male in mahale Nistam
Mige:besmelahe rahmane rahim, ba salam khedmate shoma wa binandegane
aziz wa persenele shahrdari wa maghame moazame rahbari wa khanewadeye
mohtarame shohada wa janbazan wa malulin wa isargarane azize mihane
eslami, man male in mahale Nistam
Re: joke torkie
يه ترکه عکس يه گورخر رو چسبونده بود به ديوار اتاقش بهش ميگن اين ديگه چيه ؟
ميگه اين عکس بابامه جوونياش تو يوونتوس بازی می کرده
ميگه اين عکس بابامه جوونياش تو يوونتوس بازی می کرده
Re: joke torkie
دختر
ترکه عروسي ميکنه همون شب اول فرار مي کنه . باباش مي پرسه چيه چرا فرار
کردي؟ ميگه بابا عروسي فيلم و نقشه بود . ميخواست با من کارهاي غيراخلاقي
بکنه
ترکه عروسي ميکنه همون شب اول فرار مي کنه . باباش مي پرسه چيه چرا فرار
کردي؟ ميگه بابا عروسي فيلم و نقشه بود . ميخواست با من کارهاي غيراخلاقي
بکنه
Re: joke torkie
japoniye 25 saal tool
mikeshe ta beye moorche yad bede ke ba choob ghaza bokhore. moorcharo
miyare vasate meydoone tokyo ke honaresho be mellat neshoon bede. kolli
adam dore moorche jam mishan, yedafe ye torke dashte rad mishode mibine
mellat aghab istadano ye moorche oon vasate. mire ba pash moorcharo leh
mikone mige: "akhe mage moorche ham tras dare?"
mikeshe ta beye moorche yad bede ke ba choob ghaza bokhore. moorcharo
miyare vasate meydoone tokyo ke honaresho be mellat neshoon bede. kolli
adam dore moorche jam mishan, yedafe ye torke dashte rad mishode mibine
mellat aghab istadano ye moorche oon vasate. mire ba pash moorcharo leh
mikone mige: "akhe mage moorche ham tras dare?"
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torke miad tehran mikhaste bere yek khanoomi ro savar kone bebare hal.
az doostash ghablan porside boode ke chejoori in kar ro bokone ke bad nabaashe va betoone be natijeh berese.
doostash behesh gofte boodan ke nabaayad zood be kasi begi masalan
folan, bayad gapi bezani, yek kam in dast oon dast koni, ye chizi
benooshi baa taraf, bad beri sare asle matlab.
kholase yeki ro mibine too khiaboon ke vazesh maloom boode, jolosh negah midare savar mishe khanoome.
yek kam rah miran va torke chon ye meghdari hol shode boode va ziad
balad naboode ba kalamat bazi kone vali ye joori mikhaste shoroo be
harf zadan ba taraf bokone, negah mikone mibine kenaresh yek kam ajil o
peste too mashine. var midare tarof mikone be khanoome mige "jinda!
pista bokhoor!"
az doostash ghablan porside boode ke chejoori in kar ro bokone ke bad nabaashe va betoone be natijeh berese.
doostash behesh gofte boodan ke nabaayad zood be kasi begi masalan
folan, bayad gapi bezani, yek kam in dast oon dast koni, ye chizi
benooshi baa taraf, bad beri sare asle matlab.
kholase yeki ro mibine too khiaboon ke vazesh maloom boode, jolosh negah midare savar mishe khanoome.
yek kam rah miran va torke chon ye meghdari hol shode boode va ziad
balad naboode ba kalamat bazi kone vali ye joori mikhaste shoroo be
harf zadan ba taraf bokone, negah mikone mibine kenaresh yek kam ajil o
peste too mashine. var midare tarof mikone be khanoome mige "jinda!
pista bokhoor!"
Re: joke torkie
به تركه میگن سه تا میوه نام ببر كه با سین شروع بشه میگه: سیب، سیر، سحر! میگن: سحر كه میوه نیست؟! میگه: نمیدونی چه هلوییه
Re: joke torkie
torke mire concerte Ebi.
Concert ke tamoom mishe harki ye chizi migofte ... Ebi sedaatoooo ..
Ebi nafasetoooo... torke ham javgir mishe, dad mizane Ebi dahanetoooo
Concert ke tamoom mishe harki ye chizi migofte ... Ebi sedaatoooo ..
Ebi nafasetoooo... torke ham javgir mishe, dad mizane Ebi dahanetoooo
Re: joke torkie
Torke sare 4rah
mizane be ye BMW. Ba gerye o zari mibakhshanesh. Sare 4rah ba’di 2bare
mizane be hamun BMW. Dastesho az mashin miare birun mige: Manam! Boro!
Torke sare waght gorsasho nemikorde, asash miporsan chera bimoghe
gorsato mikhori, mige sedasho dar nayar mikham mikrobamo gafelgir
konam.
be torke migan daro beband, havaaye biroon sarde. torke mige hala girim ke man daro bastam, havaye biroon garm mishe?
mizane be ye BMW. Ba gerye o zari mibakhshanesh. Sare 4rah ba’di 2bare
mizane be hamun BMW. Dastesho az mashin miare birun mige: Manam! Boro!
Torke sare waght gorsasho nemikorde, asash miporsan chera bimoghe
gorsato mikhori, mige sedasho dar nayar mikham mikrobamo gafelgir
konam.
be torke migan daro beband, havaaye biroon sarde. torke mige hala girim ke man daro bastam, havaye biroon garm mishe?
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